I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it’s being used against you. (We'll be taking this away until your English grade improves)

Jeff Kinney
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  1. Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift. - Mary Oliver

  2. My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

  3. Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends. - Michael Bassey Johnson

  4. A wonderful gift may not be wrapped as you expect. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie

  5. What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God. - Unknown

More Quotes By Jeff Kinney
  1. I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

  2. There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar...

  3. Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

  4. Zoo-Wee Mama!

  5. I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

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